Shut up and take my money!
For those of you who are Harry Potter fans, or even those who are not (I’m fairly indifferent myself – enjoyed the movies, never read the book, liked the SFX, that’s about it), you may have seen or heard about the Magic Wand Universal Remote Control. A well balanced (in the hand, anyway), stunning replica of a magic wand from Harry Potter lore that actually has 13 ‘magical’ functions in regards to using it as a remote. Well, that same folks, The Wand Company, are about to release their latest invention, a true-to-life Star Trek communicator. This is the old series style that Cpt. Jim Kirk used, not the insignia type used by Picard. Flip up screen foil, moving moire. The whole kit-and-kaboodle. The thing you’ve always wanted… but not some dorky toy that makes you look like you still live in mom’s basement. No – this thing works. Sadly, you cannot reach Scotty to beam you up for about 100 years or so… and First Contact with an alien race (the Vulcans for you non-Trekkers) doesn’t even happen until Apr. 4, 2063. BUT – you can use it as a bluetooth speaker for your phone. Your convo will not be private, but it will be the coolest looking phone call anyone will ever see you have. EVER.
If you are a Trekkie and you go to a Star Trek convention or Comicon, you might actually be morally obligated to carry one of these. Just sayin’. 🙂
The Wand Company has worked every detail of this true-to-size communicator to give Trekkies the ultimate geek-out experience with a gadget. The central moire disc actually spins while in use and the USB charged gadget will pair with your iPhone or other smart phone so you can use it just like any other bluetooth headset – it’s just that this is more of a handset. Just take a step back, my fellow geeks and think about how much Star Trek has influenced today’s culture. It is truly hard to believe that we are rapidly approaching Star Trek‘s 50th anniversary. No – that is not a typo. We are really that old. I mean Star Trek is really that old. I’m personally not that old (yet), but I’m gaining on them at FTL.
Just look at that picture above and tell me you do not want to secretly lick your screen. It looks like it’s better quality than what Captain James Tiberius Kirk got to use. And he was the captain of a starship! You just pretend to be the captain of a starship! It’s so classy looking, I can actually see this sitting on an executive’s desk. Even the charging base is stunning.
You can learn more about the Bluetooth Star Trek Communicator at The Wand Company’s website, their Facebook page and on Twitter.
All geeks love magnets. They are fascinating – and rare earth magnets are the coolest kind – super strong, yet small and portable. The problem with magnets is their ability to damage computer and television displays and to erase data from hard drives.